Garchomp and Mamoswine - Ultimate Meta Breakers

This jet right here, is the sole reason why Jouse actually quit Pokémon. It single-handily breaks every meta it appears in. Salazzle get out of here, do you not see the Earthquake smacking you mate? Tapu Koko? HAHAHAHAHA, Earthquake that and smack it in the face and it's long gone. Tapu Lele? No swearing. Tapu Bulu? Just Poison Jab him ayyyyy. Tapu Fini? It's pretty Fini how bad this Poke is, just poison jab it.

This Donaphan rip off will destroy your jet landshark. It is not my favorite pokemon, it never loses to Garchomp. Here's a friendly tip, if you see a Manny from Ice Age fight your Shark Tale, there's a problem. The best you can do is steal Physical Aegislash's Thunder and use Iron Head.

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  1. CarbosMay 3, 2017 at 5:07 PM

    I love your blog! All information used to make this is very accurate! Good job.

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