Pokémon Ultra Meta Breaker

The Breaker of all Metas This mon right here is the sole reason this blog exists. If you thought Primal Groudon was broken, you've obviously never encountered this beast. It has a higher BST, base stat total, than bloody Arceus and my Arceus that's a lot. Not only that, but it can mixed, yes, MIXED sets. Get outta here with that Mega Mewtwo stuff, this is the real broken mega. He can say, run Draco Meteor then proceed to Dragon Claw or Extreme Speed... or be ultimate scum... RUN WHITE HERB BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED A STONE! He literally only need Dragon Ascent and you've just single-handily broken the meta.  This thing is allowed on Battle Spot, same in Gen 6's but DARKRAI WAS BANNED? Cmon Junichi, you know this thing is the definition of game-breaking. Not even Garchomp, nope, not even the jet himself can destroy this legendary beast. If you want to ruin his day, run Mega Altaria, so you can Mega in his face when he Dragon Claws or Draco Meteors you. Be w...

This tosser is broken. He OHKO'd a Metagross, that's just racist to him. However, he is pretty weak otherwise, so I recommend Garchomp. Yet you may require Mega Rayquaza to add salt to the wound. He is so scary, that his evolution, Masquerain gets Intimidate. However, we all know his evo is actual trubbish, so don't use his evo. Legend says he can Ice Beam a Garchomp, legend also says that's Tapu Bulushi-CENSORED.

This jet right here, is the sole reason why Jouse actually quit Pok é mon. It single-handily breaks every meta it appears in. Salazzle get out of here, do you not see the Earthquake smacking you mate? Tapu Koko? HAHAHAHAHA, Earthquake that and smack it in the face and it's long gone. Tapu Lele? No swearing. Tapu Bulu? Just Poison Jab him ayyyyy. Tapu Fini? It's pretty Fini how bad this Poke is, just poison jab it. This Donaphan rip off will destroy your jet landshark. It is not my favorite pokemon, it never loses to Garchomp. Here's a friendly tip, if you see a Manny from Ice Age fight your Shark Tale, there's a problem. The best you can do is steal Physical Aegislash's Thunder and use Iron Head.