Pokémon Ultra Meta Breaker

BLAZIKEN Look at all those chickens! It's Blaziken, and he's here to kick your arse. This bad boy doesn't need a mega stone to be mighty! Life Orb alone can do the trick; opening a mega slot for your team! That’s not to undermine Mega Blaziken, who doesn’t lose HP while packing the power of a Life Orb. The secret lies in his Speed Boost ability; one that allows Blaziken to gain speed at the end of each turn, by one stage each. This hidden ability allows Blaziken to become Sonic the Hedgehog TM and outspeed the enemy’s party. This with High Jump Kick alone is a serious threat to even some of the strongest teams. However, rest assured, Mega Rayquaza scoffs at it with an Earthquake or Dragon Ascent, lol. Is Blaziken overshadowing its peers, Sceptile and Swampert? Kinda, but does that make them bad? Uh… let me get back to you on that one. zekrom will still be coming.. maybe idk this blog died and took like a year to revive.  

LUGIA  It's your boy, Lugia. This guy is a bulky Pocket Monster from Johto, who deserves his legendary status. He is basically a better Xatu, with common sets involving Recover and sometimes Calm Mind for extra damage. Ho-oh: step aside, this bird from the deeps of Whirl Islands will beat you down. Don't underestimate his attacking stats, Calm Mind does wonders. Only bad thing, is that Whirl Islands is so annoying, so just catch him in Ultra Moon. Or just get him from an event you lazy piece of sh-. Many Pocket Monsters can find themselves stuck when facing Lugia, hence why it breaks in the meta in half, it shows that don't just need power to destroy the meta. Not to mention, Multiscale supports Lugia's bulky approach, allowing it to take even the powerful hits as soft blows and healing afterwards. I recommend Zekrom... even then... speaking of zekrom ;)... 

Stunfisk This mofo just lived Draco Meteors and carried someone in singles. It KILLED ZEKROM SO IT MUST BE A META BREAKER, NO NORMAL MON CAN KILL ZEKROM. GARCHOMP KILLS IT AND MIMIKYU DOES, SO STUNFISK IS NOW BETTER THAN MIMIKYU! Unova best games.  For reference and example; http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen7randombattle-606305762

It's Pikachu! We all knew he would one day serve his job as a Meta Breaking Mascot! Original joke, I know lol. This PoketyWokety right here is the sole reason Garchomp is losing relevancy. Mimikyu is the true meta breaker of Generation Tapu, with a great ability, great potential and great movesets Disguise This ability defines this Pocket Monster, with it being based around a decent design and also giving it a boost. With this ability, if you can't bypass it, it can just SDance, Z-Hone Claws or Bulk Up (hahahaha no) in your face. You may be wondering how is this ability better than say Shields Down, which prevents Prankster Status on the first turn. It's because it can take a hit that isn't vital and set up freely. You'd think they'd make it slow because of this... right? Nope, it's quite fast, faster than the OG of quite fast Lucario... by 1. It's Attack isn't even it's main stat... good luck using a Special mon on this evil mon; it's ...

I hate this thing. 'Nuff said. Anyway, it is known for just being downright breaking of this meta. You may have your Tapu Specbolts and your Tapu Buluhammers, but they don't compare to Tapu Lele. Slap a choice scarf on this and you're away. Commonly associated with TBolt, MBlast, Psychic and SBall; meaning you're screwed mate. "Oh, i cud jest shadew snek!" Nope, not with Brok-Psychic Terrain. This terrain doesn't remove priority from moves, it outright stops priorty moves from working in general. "But it takes a turn to use it" Two words, Psychic Surge. It even kills Garchomp... but NOT MIMIKYU! MIMIKYU IS THE TRUE META BREAKER! STAY TUNED! I despise this as a concept.

The Breaker of all Metas This mon right here is the sole reason this blog exists. If you thought Primal Groudon was broken, you've obviously never encountered this beast. It has a higher BST, base stat total, than bloody Arceus and my Arceus that's a lot. Not only that, but it can mixed, yes, MIXED sets. Get outta here with that Mega Mewtwo stuff, this is the real broken mega. He can say, run Draco Meteor then proceed to Dragon Claw or Extreme Speed... or be ultimate scum... RUN WHITE HERB BECAUSE HE DOESN'T NEED A STONE! He literally only need Dragon Ascent and you've just single-handily broken the meta.  This thing is allowed on Battle Spot, same in Gen 6's but DARKRAI WAS BANNED? Cmon Junichi, you know this thing is the definition of game-breaking. Not even Garchomp, nope, not even the jet himself can destroy this legendary beast. If you want to ruin his day, run Mega Altaria, so you can Mega in his face when he Dragon Claws or Draco Meteors you. Be w...